Look out DC, I'm on a mission. At 9:55pm tonight I announced my new campaign. I will be flying to Washington D.C. to lobby for American Idol reform. Why you ask? Well, I find it very suspicious that someone who sings the last four songs of the show COMPLETELY FLAT would become the American Idol. I mean, really, what does this say about our country? "Yeah, she sings flat but she sure is pretty!" That would be the Miss America contest. I think some of the viewers are confused. This is about SINGING. Now, on one hand we have Bo Bice. The man can sing. Sure, he has long hair and looks like he should be in the Eagles.
For those of you who haven't seen these two, I'll give you a peek. Click here to see BO. Click here to see CARRIE. Just because he's not 21 and blonde doesn't mean he's not better. That's it. I quit American Idol. I should have watched "Lost".
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