- What the heck kind of disease do you have that makes you cough for 2 hours straight?
- What the heck kind of disease do you have that requires you to cover your mouth with a napkin for an hour?
- Why the heck would you go to the movies with this mystery disease?!
- When you go to the movies, turn off your cell phone. I'm trying to get into the movie, which is why I'm in a dark theater, watching it on a ginormous screen. The last thing I need is your Britney Spears ring tone killing the mood.
- Don't talk.
- Don't bring smelly food. You're at the movies... it's time for a snack, not a meal! Eat some popcorn, some Mike and Ikes, but for God's sake, leave the hot dogs at home!
- Stop kicking my chair. Now. Once, I'll overlook. Twice, I'll forgive. Third time and you're getting a glare.
- Do not go to the movies if you're sick. Common sense says that if you have some disease in which you're coughing, vomiting, sweating profusely, feverish, gassy or even vaguely feeling nauseous, STAY AT HOME. The last place you need to be is crammed in a room with a hundred people in close quarters.
Good night! :)
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