Would You Rather?

A powerful deity descends from on high and informs you that, for reasons beyond your understanding, your life is about to change. He allows you to choose between two possible fates, and he asks you...

• Would you rather: Be stuck in an elevator with sweaty sumo wrestlers or talkative accountants?
• Would you rather: Be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour or have your eyes glued shut for a day?
• Would you rather:
  Have eyes that always smile or a voice that makes people calm?
• Would you rather:
  Have the ability to foretell the future or have all the money you could ever need?
• Would you rather:
  Hit every red light for the rest of your life or always be wrong?
• Would you rather:
  Eat only fruitcake or drink only eggnog?
• Would you rather:
  Have to live in a house infested with mice for the rest of your life or permanently have hair lice?
• Would you rather:
  Be famous or be rich?

Feel free to add on! :)