I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...
- I live next door to Mexicans
- Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
- I don't get snow days off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
- I judge people based on what area code they live in
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day!!!!!
-We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out!!!! (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- IF we wear shoes, they are always sandals
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- All the best athletes come from here
-We have Stanford, Cal, UCLA, and USC all in one state
- We have the most representation in the House of Representatives!!!!!!!, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you
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